cranky folks here. … I started making it before I realized I only had one egg! These low-calorie chocolate chip oatmeal cookies might just be a little taste of heaven. Sandi- yeah, i sure wish life worked that way. Please keep the “negative calorie” recipes coming! Negative calories…you will be mine! Alia- It didn’t work for you because there is a general rule in the universe about people who dislike chocolate trying to make chocolate desserts. Move over Atkins…here comes something steamy-er…. BBO- ok. sounds good. Raspberries too, even more negative calories. Do you people not have a sense of humor? I’ll be back for more! I’m always reading it to my hubby. One of our readers, Renee, suggested adding 1T oil to applesauce to keep moist. The cake, the calorie counter, everything! Spray ramekins with cooking spray. it’s so easy to make and so cool! Yeah, she’s making a joke, I get that but actually, that’s not what puts me off – it’s the rude retorts to other people’s comments! What a crock of “Negative Calorie” shit. 😉 Ooooh…I am still shaking my head in wonder! Try putting in sour red currants, jarred cherries or dried cranberries? omg, looks delicious. If you ever wanna check out some more recipes you could try http://www.lovemyphilly.com has lots of cool recipes. I think this is hilarious. And you can only make up part of a packet of the cake mix at a time and nuke it in a mug for 3 minutes. 20 Best Low Fat Chocolate Desserts. And I think you can substract some more calories for the photographing, writing and blogging about your chocolate cake. Although it's thinner than the higher calorie bar, it's just as irresistible and contains no artificial sweeteners plus 30% less sugar. Negative… ‘one'(1). There you are, …………..you can really bake well, we love it! http://altido.blogspot.com/2011/08/adobe-photoshop-lightroom-341-final.html, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ5k8JZiWnY, http://culinspiration.wordpress.com/2010/02/21/worlds-best-fudge-brownies-with-gluten-free-variation/, http://www.dietbites.com/diet-cooking-oil-calories.html, Baked goods recipes low fat – Baked goods recipes | Bakeware Tips » Blog Archive, Day 032-2 (T, 120201) — Artisan Steak Tasting; Food Diary, Day 3 | New John for a New Year, 10 ways to eat chocolate on a low calorie diet | chocolatechap, The Gourmet Mama » Blog Archive » Wednesday Recipe Roundup, Negative Calorie Foods: Fact or Fiction? And so quick and easy. These peanut butter-pretzel truffles satisfy your craving for something sweet and salty. Here’s how to prepare your cup of low-calorie hot chocolate Step 1: The thing with hot chocolate is that even though it is a beverage, the consistency is slightly thick and creamy. this recipe is extremely misleading, the cake mix itself has calories and whatever else you add to it, like the banana will start adding on calories too. Swiss and salami have had their day. you heard me right. You’re the one who clicked on the site. sounds nice, but this would never work on my atkins menu. Can you Fed-Ex 300 of that to me?? it might not sound like a lot, but if you start inhaling something thinking its low calorie, u will end up hurting yourself. icy cold diet cola), shame to waste people’s time with this. If yours are not as crunchy as you like after they are completely cooled (especially the ones in the center that might be a little thicker), place them on a parchment-lined baking sheet and bake at 325°F for about 15 minutes. The taste issue with apple sauce doesn’t always bother me, ESPECIALLY with stronger flavored cakes such as Brandi’s low-fat chocolate mug cake recipe … I love this post, Jaden, you never cease to crack me up, Yeah, I WISH there actually was such a thing as a Negative Calorie Chocolate ANYTHING! Try harder next time please. Amy- you’re right – dark chocolate is worth another handful of calories. Sounds very interesting You’ve a unique way of baking… I’m going to have to give this a whirl! Enjoy dinner inside restaurant- Now, if you cannot do hands-on preparation because of Please share more of your “negative calorie” recipes with us….even if for no other reason than to piss off all the uptight people out there!!!! Oh great! There is one more thing you can do with the Betty Crocker batter and it works best when your using their brownie mix. My husband would gobble it up! Your style is priceless — and after reading only the salted steak post and this negative calorie post, you are now my fave food blogger…thanks for the great laughs and awesome techniques, If you are going for finest contents like me, only visit this website everyday since it White flour is a no no. Strawberries would work equally well. Kitt- yes…evil temptress! Hi… I stumbled upon your site and I tried making your negative chocolate cake… lol. I know it’s a joke too, but those of wondering, it would be nice to know calorie count. Just a recipe for an easy chocolate cake…decided to be funny too. Low Calorie Chocolate Cupcakes. Healthy Chocolate Biscuits – Tried and Tasted. Herb & Cheese Scones Recipe. I have already grabbed your rss feed and added it to my library to keep myself abreast with your latest articles as you put them up. And if you’re that concerned about all the real calories that’s in a freakin CHOCOLATE CAKE (aka something that will always have more calories than what you want), you shouldn’t be looking at this recipe in the first place!!!! Sunny Salads - Tasty and Low Calorie. I’m sure they’re probably just bitter because you’re recipe is so sweet. Wasted my time reading to discover it’s a terrible joke! =) Hehehehehehee! This shall justify the superhero tiara that I just bought for myself! Sounds yummy!!! Ditto – love your recipe and if someone can’t take a joke……be glad we don’t liv with them lol I love the part wherein the cakes go up and down in the microwave! Let’s just say she has a unique way of [...], So busy on this monday! If you love your Cadbury's and your chocolate consumption has to be from that famous purple wrapper, this is the low calorie chocolate bar for you. And yeah, someone could eat a tiny piece of cake or no cake at all, but that’s hardy the point. But wait, there’s more! Size: 100g Serving Size: 42g Ingredients: Cocoa liquor, cocoa butter, raw cane sugar Fat: 22g (14g saturated fat) Total Carbs: 15g (6g sugar, 6g fiber) For me, Vivani is one of the best dark chocolate bars in the world. i once measured the butter pray by weighing what i spray and it ended up being a lot of calories and not zero….. by the way ive read it only expending 5 calories per hour for the body to digest so the negative calorie thing is just a myth. Vive Better Brownie - Low Calorie Vegan Healthy Snack with Protein, Vitamins & Fibre (Chocolate Berry, x15) 4.0 out of 5 stars 3 £16.99 £ 16 . LOL. I’ve also found a sugar free chocolate cake mix by Betty Crocker that is every bit as good as the other kind. Using a ripe banana was a brilliant idea. Interesting recipe and outstanding math skills! Just making sure its clear, as I think some people have missed it – this is a joke! Not just “low fat” “low calorie” or even “no calorie”. Man.. Why take the time to write something like this? You can buy the mix in packets (buy it here) or in coffee pods (buy it here). This post has me laughing, and salivating!!!! I don’t think that flavor is made any longer. I ate 30 of these and I have disappeared. -23”, And; …> “For…um….just because I said so -8” (Proprietary). And beautiful food too. But can we still have the calorie count? Wow…so many negative comments. Turned out delightful. I used the Betty Crocker Dark Chocolate mix. Why do you care what retort she makes to your comment? Find healthy, delicious low-calorie chocolate cake recipes, from the food and nutrition experts at EatingWell. She did NOT charge any fee for you viewing her website so why is she supposed to customize to your needs. Uh… you do realize this is a joke, right? Do you guys read those things?! Loved the post. The recipe makes a big batch of truffles--plenty for gift-giving. I adore the sneaky swap-out of banana for oil. I had some blackberry pie filling which I augmented with some Greek brandy…So, an inch of batter, a dollop of blackberry, a dollop of batter, and into the mike it went for 2 minutes. Cut into nice squares and enjoy. 😛. Probably make the best-seller list in cooking AND humor…. You took the cake mix out of the box, but you also used it THINKING outside the box as well! It IS funny, and just b/c people are too uptight to take it as a joke, doesn’t mean it’s not funny. Thanks so much. -applesauce instead of banana? Hello, you forgot to add a notice, if you eat more than one, the second will only save you half the calorie, and the third only 1/4 of the calorie and so on. this is the only time that I’ve ever seen (not just a negative calorie chocolate cake, which is also a first) someone accidentally put “its,” when they should’ve had “it’s.”, It’s like I’m living in Crazy-ville. Or should that be uteri? I’m trying this tonight. We can't resist big, soft, fudgy cookies, like those found in glass jars on bake-shop counters. Required fields are marked *. EatingWell may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. So before I tell all my friends – can you CONFIRM that this cake when you say is a NEGATIVE calorie cake – to me when you say negative calories – it means that the MORE you EAT – the MORE you LOOSE – dont’ want to appear as a laughing stock ….thanks ! Yikes!) I loved the idea of a banana chocolate cake and tried it last night with a standard pan instead of ramekins. Maybe have a “joke” disclaimer in the title so others don’t waste time following this link from Google 🙂, yes thank you what a waste of time to read just because someone thought themselves to be funny. And I only clicked on this recipe because you were so clever with the title (likewise with co co fro yo by a fo blo – cute!) I’ve spent the last hour reading your recipes and comments. It is all natural, made up of 19 fruits including the acai berry. Course: Dessert. | Ask The Fitness Nerd, Korean Glass Noodles - Jap Chae | Jaden's Steamy Kitchen, Saving oven energy and using microwave instead, Saving time (10 minutes in micro vs. 40 in the oven), For using up the ripe smushy banana – instead of tossing it, For not having to use your electric mixer – mixing by hand burns calories, For pleasing your inner “Instant Grat-Brat” (I want cake NOW!). Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Lightly grease and pat down two cookie sheets. Love the food porn, love your sense of humor. lol, I’m looking forward to your next clever recipe, but in the meantime: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ5k8JZiWnY. Since I’ve also looked for microwave cakes in the past and not found this, I’m going to subtract another 25 calories just for killing two birds with one stone!!!!!! ABRACADABRA….fat (cooking oil is %100 fat) can now be labeled as FAT FREE !!!!! They all look amazing! Perhaps with a scoop of negative calorie chocolate ice cream. I know it’s meant as a joke but the title is VERY misleading. except I didn’t have any chocolate cake… but I DID have Betty Crocker’s golden cake. if you take a fork and make marks on the peel it will brown in the spots that were broken from the prongs because the sugar in the peel browns. About once a month we make a chocolate box cake with chocolate chips in it. As many have already pointed out anything marked NO, just means that it has less than 1 of something… NO carbs = less than 1 carb per serving, same with fat, and calories. Make that joke somewhere in the article, rather than putting it in the title and wasting all of our time with clickbait BS…Â. I would like to try that. I was also a bit disappointed because I was searching to see if there was a no calorie cake. Fromage Frais With Fruit & Nuts Recipe. ERMMM, alice you do realize there is nothing that is truly no calories right? Plus, you would have to be an idiot not to realise everything has calories!! You'll need about 4-6 small, individual serving sized ramekins. I, for one, found this post extremely enjoyable. Perfect now how bout a negative calorie cheesecake recipe? Soft, sweet & fudgy low-cal chocolate mug cake perfect for cravings. I don’t like the idea of completely restricting your favorite foods. I’ll have to try it soon. Welcome to the internet. Recipe by Nancy Baggett for EatingWell. Here’s proof positive that anyone googling “negative calorie cake” deserves what’s coming to them. Hilarious commentary. Let cool and check again for crunch. Not only do you have a beautiful site with gorgeous photos and yummy recipes, but you came up with a Negative Calorie Chocolate Cake! Here we stir a little melted chocolate into ricotta cheese for a cheesecake-like topping for chocolate wafer cookies. However, I LOL for the neg cals part. So what companies do is say that the serving size is .5 grams. Ok, brace yourselves.  I made it the other night with a little puddle of raspberry coulis. The cake is 280 kcals, as stated in the table. http://www.mymonavie.com/richardfamily. *slaps forehead* SERIOUSLY!???? Spot on about the 9pm thingy. It was very cleverly written. A serving of the cake mix ALONE is 160 calories.. I would dump this into a wide shallow bowl and add a scoop-or-two of real Denali Moose Tracks ice cream. Haha! A Mug Cake with only 138 calories without chocolate chips OR 219 calories … Are you really that uneducated – nothing is negative calorie. Eggs are 70 calories a piece.  Sooo … the more I eat … the thinner I become … Mary!! It comes together so fast and I love the chocolate … Gluten-free deliciously easy chocolate cupcakes with only 91 calories per cupcake, super-fast, and most importantly, YUMMY! I see negative calorie chocolate in my future….. Ms Jaden, i am a huge fan of your blog and all the food that you cooked. PS! Use your favorite combination of nuts to make this quick and easy chocolate nut bark. You should make a video tutorial of this recipe and post it on makemysupper.com. We will probably make ours with the butter or oil since neither of the girls like bananas, but it will add some extra humor to our monthly chocolate cake. 🙂 sorry….I’m the grammar nazi…. Jaden, I thought this was cute and funny. Have a fun day ! Seriously? by Jaden | Mar 5, 2018 | Desserts, Recipes | 223 comments. I can’t wait to share this with my daughters!! this day of love, there exists always dinner you’ll be able to reserve in a very restaurant. Brilliant!!! ?After eating all of them I should be half of what I am now with all the negative calories combined! -drop a big chunk-o-chocolate in the middle of batter in each ramekin (will it turn into a molten chocolate cake?) It’s really great especially if you make up your own recipes or tweak other recipes. 99 (£1.13/count) If you put a scoop of ice cream on your brilliant cake, it would positively be diet food. Really. And NOT doing all of those things listed is really just one more excuse to sit on your fat tush and NOT burn extra calories. Gun shy on baking cakes in microwave – esp. gives feature contents, thanks, Very quickly this web page will be famous amid all blog visitors, due to Staff Picks One-Bowl Chocolate Cake Rating: Unrated 45 This easy-to-make chocolate cake is dark, moist, rich- … and it’s hot. This quick, no-fuss, chewy chocolate cookie is made on your waffle iron. The comments on this post are cracking me up!! Of course…there’s a time and a place for the oil/butter version, but I love the guilt-free approach of your recipe-less recipe. Beautiful site, gorgeous pictures, clever and witty and I cannot wait to get home and do something with that dang brown banana that I wouldn’t let my daugther have this morning! Why bother commenting if you’re not even going to read the page? This is just perfect when you need a quick, elegant dessert (or a fast midnight snack). you just have to wait to have it ripen. I came upon this recipe while looking for something different to do with a chocolate cake mix. These are some ideas on the best way to incorporate lush peonies into the wedding bouquets and centerpieces. If you love chocolate and cake, you’re trying to find a healthy option. I also enjoyed the older comments, its a shame people missed the joke, but its sad when they didn’t and still felt the urge to lash out via rude posts. I can’t wait to try it out! I threw my microwave out 6 years ago. Jaden – I am blown away by the pictures on your blog. 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